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About: Hello, loves. My name is mariah. I'm twenty and kind of a mess. junior at university of delaware, health behavior science major. I have the greatest friends ever, an obsession with caffeine and sugar, and a love for live music.

I like british things, pop-punk music, old books, plays, edm, sloths, and cats. I'm so typical, it's almost depressing.

but I'm not sad anymore.

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“Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.” —How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a woman, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”

—Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.   (via elauxe)

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“Never beg someone to stay” —my five word story (via bl-ossomed)

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#the time Disney got so close to incest they cancelled the show

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  • me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf:puppy! who's a handsome puppy

macabrekawaii:

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When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

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